Lets Laugh a bit!

When your pocket is shrinking and there’s no money left for your honey, this is the best to time sit and mull over. let's laugh a bit! Why is 2+2=5 is like your left foot? It’s not right. What’s the difference between a teacher and a railroad engineer? One trains minds and the other minds trains. What do you call a bee that hums quietly? A mumblebee Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her “w” What do you call sick alligator? An illigator How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair What did the attorney wear when she appeared in court? A lawsuit What do you call black and blue Tyrannosaurus Rex? A dino-sore What has four eyes but can’t see? Mississippi

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