"tumawa ka"

It is human nature to complaint on just about anything that does not favors us…but,  its not a good idea to gripe about discontentment in life –problem with love, family, finance, work and  among many others  that only give us stress…though it is certainly within anybody’s grasp to learn how to cope  stress. Why, dealing about stress?  Because, formerly, I allowed stress to intrude my mentality and like many other people would agree your dreams will be jeopardized and it is the carrier of all illnesses…so, I wanted to break free - best and effective ways to deal stress. anyways,  the best and cheapest  antidote is laughter -the best medicine for any type of illnesses...But of course, we should know our purpose in life and live our dreams in GOD’s means..

misJUDGE impression

THE LAWYER was cross-examining a witness. “Is it true,” he bellowed, “that you were given $500 to throw this case?” The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out in the window as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself, again getting the same reaction – no response. Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, “Please answer the question.” “Oh,” said the startled witness, “I though he was talking to you.” -sunshine magazine

UNDER THE WAGON

A FARM BOY accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn in the road. A neighbor came to investigate. “Hey, boy” he called out, “forget your troubles for a spell and come on in and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” the boy answered, “but I don’t think my PAPA would like me too.” “AW, come on, son!” the farmer insisted. “Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed. “But PAPA won’t like it.” After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. “I feel a lot better now, but I just know PAPA is going to be real upset.” “Don’t’ be foolish!” exclaimed the neighbor. “By the way, where is he?” “HE’S UNDER THE WAGON.”

what baby wants, baby gets!

You must have seen this video already, but i bet you'd like it to be re-issued. This video does not contain any nudity, however, due to strict censorship policy, this video are for mature audience only..

smart eh!

this is funny!

symptom of mind being outdated

Who wants to be left behind? let's laugh a bit!

Lets Laugh a bit!

When your pocket is shrinking and there’s no money left for your honey, this is the best to time sit and mull over. let's laugh a bit! Why is 2+2=5 is like your left foot? It’s not right. What’s the difference between a teacher and a railroad engineer? One trains minds and the other minds trains. What do you call a bee that hums quietly? A mumblebee Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her “w” What do you call sick alligator? An illigator How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair What did the attorney wear when she appeared in court? A lawsuit What do you call black and blue Tyrannosaurus Rex? A dino-sore What has four eyes but can’t see? Mississippi

the best time!

PinoyMoneyTalk: Best, funny jokes about the financial crisis While big global banks are collapsing and stock markets are losing 30-40% of their value, it might be time right now to sit back for a while and forget about losses in stocks and mutual funds. The best way to deal with problems, they say, is to laugh at them. Here are a few jokes to help you laugh at all the financial mess happening in markets worldwide. Japan Banks Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze Bank today were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Insufficient Funds I had a cheque returned by my bank earlier. “Insufficient Funds,” it said. Is it my funds or the bank’s? Money Talks They say Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word — GOODBYE! Nigerian Scam Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you. This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred. Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds. Yours Faithfully, Minister of Treasury Henry M. Paulson Mergers and Consolidations Because of the ongoing market turmoil, several companies are merging in order to survive. Some results of these mergers:  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become –> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace  3M and Goodyear will merge and become –> MmmGood  FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS to become –> FedUP  Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become –> Fairwell Honeychild  Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge and will call themselves: TittyTittyBangBang